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Dec 18, · 8) The Santa at the shopping mall was quite surprised when he saw Martha, a woman in her mid-twenties, asking to sit on his lap. We all know Santa doesn't usually take requests from adults, but she smiled at him very nicely and he ended up asking her what she wanted for Christmas. "Something for my mother, please," she replied. Santa Claus goes down a chimney to find an older woman laying on the couch in a bath robe.. She says to him, “Santa can you stay with me tonight, please?” Santa says, “no no no, gotta go. Gotta deliver presents to all the boys and girls”.
The Santa Claus at the shopping mall was very surprised when a Emily, young lady aged about 20 years old walked up and sat on his lap. Now, we all know that Santa doesn't usually take requests from adults, but she smiled very nicely at him, so he asked her, 'What do you want for Christmas?' 'Something for my mother, please,' replied Emily sweetly.